"Becoming the person I pretend to be on LinkedIn."

Becoming the person I pretend to be on LinkedIn. 💼

corporate glow-up in progress… emotionally still under construction.

you know that version of yourself that’s “highly motivated, extremely productive, and always growing”? yeah… we’re working on making that real instead of just a personality online.

fake it. refine it. slowly become it.

this is for the people balancing ambition with chaos, trying to turn their “LinkedIn self” into their actual self… one slightly delayed step at a time.

soft, breathable 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) so you can look professional even when your life isn’t fully aligned yet.

relaxed fit. clean crew neck. no itchy tags — because nothing about personal development should feel uncomfortable.

care instructions (keep it wearable):
machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low, no dry cleaning, do not iron, non-chlorine bleach only if needed.

status: LinkedIn version loading… real life syncing slowly.