"I'm not expensive, I'm just high-end chaos."
I’m not expensive, I’m just high-end chaos. 💅
some people are basic. some people are luxury. and then there’s you… somewhere in between with questionable decisions and excellent taste.
expensive energy. unpredictable behavior.
you don’t do “cheap vibes” — even your chaos has standards.
soft, breathable 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) so it feels calm, even when you’re not.
relaxed fit. clean crew neck. no itchy tags — because nothing about you should feel irritating.
care instructions (handle with care… like your personality):
machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low, no dry cleaning, do not iron, non-chlorine bleach only if needed.
status: premium disorder, fully operational.
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