"I can’t even remember what I had for dinner last night."

I can’t even remember what I had for dinner last night. 🫠

and honestly? it’s probably better that way.

this is for the people who open the fridge five times, stand there for no reason, and still end up eating something completely different than what they planned.

memory status: buffering… permanently.

you don’t forget because it’s important. you forget because your brain is already busy storing more important things… like random lyrics and overthinking conversations from 3 days ago.

soft, breathable 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) so your outfit stays reliable even when your thoughts aren’t.

relaxed fit. clean crew neck. no itchy tags — because confusion is already part of the experience.

care instructions (keep it wearable):
machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low, no dry cleaning, do not iron, non-chlorine bleach only if needed.

status: dinner not found. memory not available.