"If I told you I remembered, I'd be lying to both of us."

If I told you I remembered, I’d be lying to both of us. 😌

memory? unreliable. confidence? surprisingly high.

this is for the people who walk into a room and immediately forget why they’re there… but still commit to the bit like nothing happened.

honestly, it’s not forgetfulness. it’s selective storage.

you don’t remember details, names, or what you had for breakfast… but you do remember the exact vibe of something that happened in 2017.

soft, breathable 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) so your outfit stays consistent even when your thoughts don’t.

relaxed fit. clean crew neck. no itchy tags — because confusion is already enough to deal with.

care instructions (keep it wearable):
machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low, no dry cleaning, do not iron, non-chlorine bleach only if needed.

status: not lost… just not stored properly.